Get to the Point

Plot
Jacob gets a splinter, and Larry tries to help him get it out.

Characters
Jacob

Larry

Doctor

Transcript
[Larry is sitting on the couch, looking bored. Jacob slowly shows up behind the couch, trying to get Larry's attention]

Larry: What is it, Jacob?

Jacob: (flips over the couch to sit next to Larry) How'd you know I was right here?

Larry: I could feel your movements.

Jacob: What?

Larry: What do you want?

Jacob: My hand is hurting. I think there's a splinter in there. (shows splinter)

Larry: The fuck? That's your splinter?

Jacob: Yup.

Larry: How'd you get it?

Jacob: Remember last week when I fell on that boardwalk at that party?

Larry: What? That was a week ago! And only now you've noticed?

Jacob: Yup.

Larry: (Groans and rolls his eyes) Whatever, let's just get it out. (Holds Jacob's hand)

Jacob: Ow.

Larry:I haven't even pulled yet. Okay, come on. (He stands on the couch, trying to pull it out- more like yanking Jacob's arm- to no avail) Come on, get the fuck out! (Camera cuts to Jacob, who looks completely unfazed) How is this not... hurting you?!

Jacob: Because of a chance of it being too disturbing and uncomfortable for people to watch.

Larry: WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE! (Groans) I can't do it. We'll have to see the doctor.