Quest for Treasure

Quest for Treasure is the fifth episode of STIX Season 1 and the fifth episode overall. It aired on November 17, 2014

Plot
Jacob & Larry go hunting for treasure... or is it REALLY treasure?

Characters

 * Larry
 * Jacob

Transcript
(The episode begins with Jacob and Larry sitting on the couch, when a knock is heard off-screen.)

Jacob: (shouts) Whoever it is, we're not home!

Larry: I'll get it.

(Larry opens the door, and notices a bottle on the floor.)

Larry: What the heck is this?

Jacob: Ugh, it could be some kind of junk mail, we should get rid of it.

Larry: Hold up, what is it... (picks it up and reads it) Huh, it looks some sort of treasure map.

Jacob: Wait, treasure map? (takes the paper, then gasps) Dude! You know what this means? It could lead us to treasure...

Larry: (looking unsure) I don't believe it.

Jacob: I know, it's exciting!

Larry: I mean, I don't, believe, the map. This could be some kinda scam or something.

Jacob: But it could be fun! Dude I think we should go look for it!

Larry: (groans) Fine. What do we gotta do?

Jacob: It says that the map says that the treasure is buried in the desert..... But it doesn't say what kinda dessert it is! I thought it would be like Ice Cream, or Cake!

Larry: No you idiot, gimme the map! I'LL lead us to where we're supposed to go.

(It cuts to the two walking through the desert.)

Larry: THIS is the kind of desert!

Jacob: Oh. I knew that.

(It shows a cave in front of them.)

Jacob: Say, what could this cave have? It could have the treasure inside!

Larry: We-

Jacob: Come on let's go! (drags Larry inside)

Larry: Wait a minute!

Jacob: Gee, it sure is kinda creepy in here.

Larry: (bored) Eh, I've seen scarier. GAAAH! BATS!

(Larry runs off-screen as Bats chase him.)

Jacob: Alright dude! Let's go get us some treasure...

(Jacob and Larry walk through mud, as Larry falls over. It then shows Jacob and Larry in a mine cart getting away from a giant boulder. Jacob presses a button on the wall as Bats chase after the two into an elevator.)

20 MINUTES OF BAT CHASING LATER

(It shows Jacob and Larry panting, and in pain.)

Jacob: (panting) Oh god.. We made it. (gasps) Dude look! It's the treasure! Ooh what is it?!

(Jacob picks up a tennis racket with a ball and string attached to it.)

Jacob: Ah cool! It's like that little tennis thing and you get to hit the ball around, that's fun!

Larry: Wait a minute. This is what the treasure is?

Jacob: Looks like!

Larry: Wait a minute, so you're saying, we went through that stupid sticky muddy pile, a bunch of bats, and a lot of other stuff, just, for, THIS?!

Jacob: Eh, I guess so!

Larry: (growls angrily) GOD DAMN IT! WE DID ALL THAT FOR NOTHING!

Jacob: Hey, at least it's still fun! (laughs nervously) Please don't kill me.

(Episode ends)

Trivia

 * This is the second time Jacob and Larry are in the desert. The first time was in Desert Disaster.