Burying Dead Bodies

Burying Dead Bodies is the third episode of STIX Season 1, and the third episode overall. It aired on September 4th, 2014.

Plot
Jacob kills a customer, and how he and Larry must bury him to prevent themselves from getting into trouble.

Characters

 * Jacob
 * Larry
 * Customer

Transcript
(The episode begins zooming in on a copy of Halo 4. Suddenly, Jacob and a customer place their hands on the copy, as the camera zooms out to show the two glaring at each other.)

Jacob: Hey! What's the big deal?!

Customer: Hey, this is MY copy!

Jacob: I hate to break it to you dude, but I found the copy first!

Customer: Yeah, well I SAW it first!

(Jacob stares at him for a couple seconds, then shoots him in the face with a pistol as the customer falls towards the floor. Jacob smiles with joy, as Larry walks up to him looking down at the dead corpse.)

Larry: JACOB! WHAT'D YOU DO?!

Jacob: He took the copy, so I shot him.

Larry: Why'd you shoot him?!

Jacob: It was either he lives, or we don't get the new game we were suppose to get today.

Larry: You idiot! You shot him! Now he's dead!

Jacob: He's not dead, look at him.

(It cuts down to the victim, as a random gunshot is heard in the background followed by a scream.)

Larry: (groans) I can't believe this! Dude, we are so arrested!

Jacob: Relax, relax, I always know the perfect solution.

(It cuts to the two walking through a graveyard, at night.)

Larry: (nervous) Dude, we are so arrested!

Jacob: (whispers) Shut up dude! We'll get this thing underground, and then everything will be okay!

Larry: Wait, what are we gonna do?

Jacob: We're gonna get rid of an old tombstone, and then we're gonna replace it with the guy we just killed. (pulls out a shovel) Let's do it.

Larry: (as Jacob starts digging) Isn't this illegal?

Jacob: (angry) You wanna get arrested or not?!

Larry: Whatever, dude!

Jacob: (picks up a tombstone) We don't need this tombstone, we're gonna get a new one. (throws it behind to Larry)

Larry: Wait wait wait!

(The tombstone hits Larry in the face, as starts spiral around Larry's head.)

Larry: (dizzy) Oh, man. (collapses)

Jacob: (continues digging) There we go, get that in there. (stands up) There we go! The guy's been burried! Well done Larry!

(Jacob notices the corpsed bag next to him.)

Jacob: Uhh, Larry? Wait, if the dead body's HERE, then where's Larry? (looks away) Eh, he's probably somewhere.

(The screen suddenly goes black, as only Larry's eyes are shown.)

Larry: (groans) I think- I just got hit- Wait, wait wait, wait. Where am I? (looks up) Oh my God! I've been burried alive! This is stupid! (cries) I'm burried here alive! Aww man! (looks down) Hey is that a nickel?

(Episode ends)

Trivia

 * The episode is slightly based off the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, Nasty Patty.
 * This is the final episode to use the original voice quality.